Glad to meet somebody as old and cynical and crotchety as myself (and I am still in my 40’s)...I am an engineer by trade, and by the nature of my many projects I am involved in, I keep up as best as I can with the latest science and technology on a daily basis....I assume from your level of snark you are about my age and some kind of REAL CLASSICAL STEM as well, perhaps even Apollo level?
Alas, like every bureaucracy, NASA became ... well ... you know. :(
So has the CIA. And now, the Marines.
You want to talk old and crotchety???
;)