I still maintain that the recording studio rolled tape on Bruce as he was passing a kidney stone.
Stringbean tirelessly and repeatedly proving he can’t carry a tune in a bucket...he just hollers...off key.
First time I heard him (having just arrived on the East Coast) I thought: “Great band, who’s the a-hole that thinks he can sing?”
Never heard it before but I just checked it out on youtube and I think the reindeer were being tortured to death.
The Jacson 5 version has Michael screaming so high pitched that I’m convinced that was the moment he lost a left testicle and his future masculinity!