Obama should amend his will---leave his eyeballs to science. PP types
could make a few bucks cutting up and auctioning off Obama's cornea, pupils, retina, optic nerves, and the rest.
Course, that jaundiced vision of his means Obama might
have a rare optical disease---maybe something he picked
up as a community organizer on the filthy streets of Chicago---
maybe gonorrhea of the eye sockets.