[sport]

That [the Government getting out of our lives] isn't going to happen, My FRiend. In fact, before very long, they will tell us when we can go to the toilet, how long we can stay in there, what we can do when we get there, what brand of toilet paper to use, how much, and which direction to wipe. In short, the Government, through its agents wants to and will control every aspect of one’s life. From the most simple endeavor to the most complicated endeavor. Why? Money. There are too many parasites living high on the hog from tax money confiscated at the point of a gun.

[Blennos]

That [the Government getting out of our lives] isn't going to happen, My FRiend. In fact, before very long, they will tell us when we can go to the toilet, how long we can stay in there, what we can do when we get there, what brand of toilet paper to use, how much, and which direction to wipe. In short, the Government, through its agents wants to and will control every aspect of one’s life. From the most simple endeavor to the most complicated endeavor. Why? Money. There are too many parasites living high on the hog from tax money confiscated at the point of a gun.

You're right, of course. It was merely an idle wish. The invasion of our privies has already begun with the mandated 1.5 gallon flush toilets. I now have to flush three times when using the toilet so solid waste doesn't clog up the drainage pipes. So every trip to the loo costs 4.5 gallons instead of the previous 3.