[Jack Hydrazine]

“I don’t have an Ebonics Emulator on my desktop, so whaddahell is she saying?”

Original text:’Everybody at t.w. Browne gone die omm plus u stupid ass eight graders wanna play with me IMA kill everybody even 6graders and 7graders...this is no joke i put that oml I got a rape charge on me and I’m ready to go back to the pen ...’

Translation: Everybody at T.W. Browne Middle School is going to die. Plus, you stupid @$$ eighth graders want to play with me? I’m going to kill everybody - even the 6th and 7th graders. This isn’t a joke. I wrote that, Oh My Lord! I have a rape charge pending at the moment and I am ready to go back to the state penitentiary for it.

Learning Ebonics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrTSYhGtaqw

Delta Airlines Ebonics Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljdyXeft04

[Old Sarge]

I just KNEW someone had an ebonics Emulator out there! ;)