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To: Riley

>>“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.<<

Turtles in my pants
Turtles in my pants
Feels like they’re ants
Makes me want to dance
Like a frog in underwear
It feels strange down there
Turtles in my pants

They are starting now to roam
I thought their shells were all their home
Walk slowly now all day
I can feel those suckers play
If you let these turtles ride
They will snap you ‘till you cry
They are starting now to roam

YEAHHH....


16 posted on 12/02/2015 6:28:40 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
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To: freedumb2003

BRAVO!!!! Thanks for the laugh =)


20 posted on 12/02/2015 6:37:55 PM PST by Patriot Babe
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To: freedumb2003

Excellent!! Now it’s stuck in my head....


30 posted on 12/02/2015 7:34:30 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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