Obama: "Ninety nine billion zillion percent of people in the world believe Global Warming will kill ALL OF US BY THURSDAY, and ELEVENTY SKADILLION PERCENT OF SCIENTISTS AGREE!!!11!! In fact, NOT ONE SCIENTIST OR PERSON ON THE PLANET EARTH DISAGREES!!!! Global Warming is caused ONLY BY THE UNITED STATES and it is SETTLED SCIENCE and only CONSERVATIVES cause global warming, and it will KILL EVERYONE IN THE NEXT FORTY SECONDS!!! And there is NOT ONE POLITICAL LEADER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE THAT DISAGREES!!!! AUUUUGHHHH AUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!"
