I heard where a fellow in Texas was setting at a semi rural intersection with a stop light when a van full of muslims stopped beside him.
Their van had anti American slogans all over it and they were yelling death to America and allahu ackbar at him. Then they stomped the gas and ran the red light......... and were violently tee-boned by a big truck, killing them all.
The fellow watched in disbelief and was really shook up and thought to himself that could have been him.
With that in mind, he decided to become a truck driver.
LOL
I love stories with happy endings.