Why Record Guns Sales are Not Showing in National Gun Ownership Polls

Ammoland ^ | 16 November, 2015 | Dean Weingarten

[Billthedrill]

Unfortunately I lost all mine in a freak canoe tipping accident.....bummer.

I used to think this was just an overused joke, but then I bought this here magu-net and...wait a minute, got a bite...yeah! Oh, wait. Dang it, it's another Smith & Wesson snubbie. You can't keep 'em, they're too small, you have to throw them back. I'll be back later when it's growed up. Looking for a model 29. Yeah, buddy...

[Doomonyou]

No boating accidents. Tell pollsters you tuned them all in at a gun “buy back” for fifty bucks apiece.

[Still Thinking]

Then you could have responded “Or else what?”