[knarf]

It's easy to be an arm chair commentator ... and I don't gamble ... but I THINK ... if I ever hit something like that, I'd have pictures from every celphone in the entire joint (a promised cut, of course ... with 8M ... y'kin afford it)

THEN hit the lawyer

y'might end up with half ... but ... who'd be complainin' ??

[Timber Rattler]

More details here, as usual from the British press:

Woman who won $8.5m jackpot at casino is denied her winnings because managers claim the slot machine 'malfunctioned'

'We deeply regret that Ms. Castillo temporarily experienced an incorrect credit display while the machine began its process of metering down after the display malfunction, and have offered her a weekend stay in one of our suites as our guest, as well as dining at the property and free play included,' said Jospeh Dupuis from the Casino.

That ain't going to cut it...