I just wonder...did Priebus’s parents hate him from the day he was born?
They looked down at their little son, wrapped in a blanket, and said, “Hey! His last name is already Priebus. Let’s totally screw him over and name him Reince!”
Well if we can believe genetics and intelligence are related, his parents probably drooled a lot... I don’t think they had advanced up the evolutionary ladder to form coherent thought. Which his name pretty much verifies.