Ain’t there a county song about this?
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“Bubba bombed the WalMart - last night.
They quit selling Dixie Flags - Ain’t Right.
Went to his Mazda - Got a bomb.
Bubba bombed the WalMart - last night.”
I was drunk the day I threw a bomb in Wal*Mart’s.
I was seeing stars from bein’ in so many bars.
Sadie said old Dixie needs a hero,
And here’s some dyno-mite (I’ll get a cart).
You don’t have to call darlin’, darlin’,
I mean you never even called me at the jail.
Just call my lawyer, then a bondsman,
And tell my momma where to send the bail.