Posted on 10/28/2015 1:02:46 PM PDT by simpson96
Too bad, sweetheart.
Well, all I have to say is that personally, I’m too sexy for my shirt.
LOL!
She’s attractive enough. But not too attractive. As long as she doesn’t talk too much. But I don’t mind if she is too horny as long as she isn’t too promiscuous. Or too full of herself. OTOH, she appears too dumb, so I’d hope she doesn’t stay over too long after the sex.
I would poke pins in my eyeballs before I would spend a second in the company of someone with this attitude.
Too moronic for words...
Me too. Oh, wait...
She better not get too drunk in a frat house.
I actually thought for a few minutes before reading this... how can they justify this. I thought and thought and in the furthest recesses of my mind... even trying to think like a looneytoon, I could not, for the life of me, figure this one out.
I think the looneytoons, at this point, are just trying to outdo each other, with ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ at each other until the next looneytoon reaches way back into his drug-fried brain and pulls out another PC gem.
Future welfare recipient.
With all those female mothers and wives, you need to diversify your family more. Its not PC.
“It’s a beautiful thing, the Destruction of words. Of course the great wastage is in the verbs and adjectives, but there are hundreds of nouns that can be got rid of as well. It isn’t only the synonyms; there are also the antonyms. After all, what justification is there for a word, which is simply the opposite of some other word? A word contains its opposite in itself. Take good, for instance. If you have a word like good, what need is there for a word like bad? Ungood will do just as well better, because it’s an exact opposite, which the other is not. Or again, if you want a stronger version of good, what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like excellent and splendid and all the rest of them? Plusgood covers the meaning or doubleplusgood if you want something stronger still. Of course we use those forms already, but in the final version of Newspeak there’ll be nothing else. In the end the whole notion of goodness and badness will be covered by only six words in reality, only one word. Don’t you see the beauty of that, Winston? It was B.B.’s idea originally, of course,” he added as an afterthought.” (1.5.23, Syme) Nineteen Eighty-four
I don’t think there is anyone on the Earth so oppressed as a college freshman in a humanities program in the United States of America. How do they survive it?
Well, since the black racists couldn’t get Ebonics in schools, they’ll just ban proper English instead. “It be a white thang!”
No don’t gas them.
At this point, they are an endless supply of comedy. It just keep getting funnier and funnier.
Another one for the cage.
She resembles a canned ham, but with a lower IQ.
one silly millimeter (to quote an old commercial)
I'd hit it.
But only if I could sexualize it, objectify it, and dehumanize it.
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