Kid should’a built a bomb timer and called it a clock.
I had braces as a kid. There was a tiny rubber band that attached to hooks on the upper and lower braces to accomplish the desired vector analysis...anyway, I could release those rubber bands with my tongue, propelling them forward toward the back of my teacher. She couldn’t feel them due to the thickness of her Franciscan habit.
Where is the FTAHER in this home???? Gone, most likely!
Ban all carrots now! ;-)
They need to post a sign CARROT FREE ZONE. I am sure that this really could escalate into a deluge of tomatoes, limes, and onions. It might be a form of free speech. Like flag burning. They need to call the ACLU.
Whatever happened to the “Board of Education”? One guy I had in Jr. High made his own out of oak and had holes drilled in it for less air resistance on the downswing. Had a nice finish on it, too.
Michelle Obama’s fault. If the girl was eating french fires instead of carrots, this never would have gotten out of hand.
This must represent the Broken Glass policing analog of schools.
Just imagine if the student had pointed that carrot like a gun!
The charge: Assault with a deadly taproot.
I’ll just say that I want to hear the Teacher’s side of the story before I make up my mind. Maybe this girl actually cussed the teacher up one side down the other, and then threw the carrot at the teacher’s face as hard as she could.
We’re only getting Mom’s version here.
But these days, parents would threaten the school with a lawsuit - like Clockboy.
So the school involved the police instead.
get your kids out of the govt propaganda zero tolerance asylums. the onion cant make thismsh1t up even close anymore.
When baby carrots are banned, only criminals will... No, not even criminals wil want baby carrots.
Time to get a 3 day waiting period for buying baby carrots...