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I’ve actually seen quite a few hotties in Walmart.

When I moved to Warren, PA almost five years ago, I quickly came to find that there wasn't really anything for the locals to do on a Friday night... other than drink oneself into oblivion and screw, a tradition going back for at least the last 4 generations (that's 60 years in Warren).

I had some shopping to do on one of those Friday nights, and there in the store was this bombshell chick, maybe out of highschool, but definitely no older than 21, and she was ALLL slutted out... Hair and makeup all done up, a tight top that her teats were all falling out of, a miniskirt that was so short her ladyparts were nearly showing, and 5 inch spike heel knee-high boots.

She was hot.

But what was hilarious about the whole thing was watching as she walked past all the checkout registers on her way out, and every single 16 year old zit-faced boy that was working the registers, completely ground to a halt and stared. One kid was standing there with his mouth open in disbelief... I am pretty sure he had to wipe the drool off his chin with his shirtsleeve.

It was pure comedy... and I realized right then that all the entertainment one could need on a Friday night in Warren, PA was RIGHT THERE AT THE WAL*MART, FOR FREE!

I’ve actually seen quite a few hotties in Walmart.

If I told my mother I was trying to meet women in a Walmart she'd tell me to go look for girls someplace decent like a dive bar.