And everybody who drinks water will eventually die.
“The Food and Drug Administration has announced that saliva causes stomach cancer—however, only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.”Same old same-old, ain’t it. Some government agency announces “this causes that” and suchlike. Ever notice that before Obama showed up, drinking too much coffee was bad for you, and after that it suddenly became the miracle beverage?
— George Carlin, “Headlines,” On The Road, 1976
The End is Near!
Film at 11.
Carrots are a killer also. One of the worst. 100% fatal.
That dihydrogen monoxide is a real killer.