“Im trying to LIFT UP the Perceptual Acuity of the average Trumpette”
Go boil your bottom, you wiper of animal food troughs, you and your radio, bare hand wiper of unclean grunting water spaniels’ bottoms. You issue of small rodents and hamster kin, silly person, you smell of patchouli .....
EeeeeeeeeK!
I unclog my nose towards you, nephew of a window dresser! .... I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biter! Ho ho, ha ha—make that noise again and I shall taunt you a second time!
Ive gotta find that famous Shakesperian Insult site...again its been nearly two decades since i last visited there
Good work!