So now we’re on the hook for $30K year because this guy put a stranger’s Johnson up his arse? I wish I could get paid for every dumb thing I ever did - I’d never have to work again.
And in a similar vein, if we all had a dollar for every penis we willingly put in our anuses, we’d have zero dollars.
We also wouldn’t have a fatal disease whose vector is well known and is easily avoidable.