[expat_panama]

Dow up 50. It’s rigged, I tell ya!!!!!

Dang you caught me!  Yeah, I rigged it this morning when the jobs numbers came out and Yellen called me up to tell me she sending me another helicopter load of money fresh of the press.  My plan was to un-rig it later on if that's ok w/ you...

[abb]

But you were supposed to tell me, so that we could both get in at the bottom, dammit!!!1