“At the time, I chalked this up to my neighbor being an uptight jerk, an assessment I stand by.”
Wrong. My lawn, my land. Stay the hell off it and keep your opinions to yourself.
Another excellent point! Just like a liberal. He is too snotty and lazy to take care of his own yard so he sends his kids to play on his neighbors!
Just like every other liberal who is too lazy to work and sucks off the public teat.