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To: C19fan

A while back I posted a semi-satirical comment regarding “Informed Consent Certificate” vending machines located in College Dorms & at Bars.

Photos, thumbprints and Voilà! a Genuine, Legally Binding “Consensual Sex Agreement”.

Oh, and it must be issued 24 hours BEFORE the coupling event takes place.

Perhaps it is time to start installing these machines for real!

(I’ll be rich, Rich, RICH!)


3 posted on 09/25/2015 6:10:11 AM PDT by BwanaNdege (Buy stock in Bear Port-a-Potties!)
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To: BwanaNdege

The problem with consent forms is the co-ed is allowed to withdraw consent at any time making the document invalid. The only sure fire way to protect oneself is videotape and having a witness present during the act.


5 posted on 09/25/2015 6:15:04 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: BwanaNdege

You can just see the ‘back-dating scandals’ heating up in legal forums - lawyers circling like alligators.


24 posted on 09/25/2015 8:03:08 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: BwanaNdege

Put them next to condom machines.


32 posted on 09/25/2015 2:38:24 PM PDT by Fledermaus (To hell with the Republican Party. I'm done with them. If I want a Lib Dem I'd vote for one.)
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