[Liz]

THIS JUST IN: Hillary's trying out yet another persona to dupe the public.

She's the new textbook case for "The Three Faces of Eve."

DEBATE QUESTION FOR HILLARY:
Have you ever sought professional care for a personality disorder?

FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:
Were you ever forced to kiss your dead grandmother?

[Liz]

For years, reliable ol' Hillary has been cheated on by a pervy
molester with an unbridled libido....who got to be president.

11 year old Hillary dreamed of her Prince Charming....and then she met Bill.

Did she not "get" the symbolism of Bill's pig hat?

All was not lost. Hillary had Jon Corzine to dry her tears (/sob).

Then US Sens Clinton and Jon Corzine on the Capitol steps. Corzine was fresh out of the Goldman Sachs executive suite when he bought his Senate seat for $65 million. Corzine more recently misplaced $1.3 billion of investors money running MF Global which employed Bill Clinton at $50,000 per month.