You can't make this stuff up!
1 posted on
09/15/2015 6:53:17 AM PDT by
Renkluaf
To: Renkluaf
This can’t be real.
If it is, I want on this payroll.
I am serious.
2 posted on
09/15/2015 6:54:31 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: Renkluaf
You’ve GOT to be kidding?!
3 posted on
09/15/2015 6:58:15 AM PDT by
albie
To: Renkluaf
Here’s a better idea, send them back to Somalia.
4 posted on
09/15/2015 6:59:25 AM PDT by
anoldafvet
(Why is it when Hillary "smiles" , I am reminded of a grinning shark?)
To: Renkluaf
Any individual found engaged in an act of violent jihad will have their monthly payment stopped...”
...and that’s the extent of the punishment. ~sarc off
5 posted on
09/15/2015 6:59:43 AM PDT by
albie
To: Renkluaf
Declare war on islam.
Ban it and muslims from our shores.
6 posted on
09/15/2015 7:00:14 AM PDT by
Jacquerie
( To shun Article V is to embrace tyranny.)
To: Renkluaf
What part of “paying someone not to kill people” doesn’t fit the definition of “extortion”?
7 posted on
09/15/2015 7:01:05 AM PDT by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Renkluaf
Reminiscent of the idiot spokesmonkey Harf vomiting forth the analysis that Muslim youths wouldn’t be rioting, killing, raping, etc. if only they had a job.
9 posted on
09/15/2015 7:03:00 AM PDT by
HomerBohn
(Liberals and slinkies: they're good for nothing, but you smile as you shove them down the stairs.)
To: Renkluaf
I’d even promise not to rape people for double the pay
To: Renkluaf
Hey, they’ve tried this in Chicago for decades and it hasn’t worked.....
11 posted on
09/15/2015 7:10:48 AM PDT by
G Larry
(Climate change is responsible for melting the logic synapses of leftists.)
To: Renkluaf
Taxpayers monies used to buy bullets to murder taxpayers. This man Obama and all his allies deserve the fire down below for the bloodshed they finance. Obama is the most evil man I have ever known of .
12 posted on
09/15/2015 7:12:00 AM PDT by
kindred
(Conservatives are robbed by both the communist dems and rino politicians of DC.)
To: Renkluaf
To: Renkluaf
EVERYTHING obama does either:
a) Weakens America/Americans
b) Distances America's allies
c) Strengthens America's enemies
d) Attacks Christianity
e) Serves Islam
f) Harms Israel
Or some combination of the above.
There are
NO counter examples.
15 posted on
09/15/2015 7:28:48 AM PDT by
null and void
(Liberals: 2002, Bring the war home!/2015, bring 100,000 musim 'refugees' here NOW!)
To: Renkluaf
This is a hilarious satire article from The Onion or similar humor website. LOL!
16 posted on
09/15/2015 7:31:32 AM PDT by
Blue Jays
(Rock Hard, Ride Free)
To: Renkluaf
Don’t we already pay blacks millions in welfare payments not to riot and burn down neighborhoods? How’s that working out?
17 posted on
09/15/2015 7:36:12 AM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(SECEDE TEXAS!! If not now, when?)
To: Renkluaf
How about throwing every last one of them the hell out instead.
To: Renkluaf
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to open a hunting season on Muslims? Males only, over 14YO; no size limit, no bag limit. No use of recorded muezzin to call ‘em. No hunting over goat bait. Commonsense regulations like that.
20 posted on
09/15/2015 7:45:12 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
To: Renkluaf
Like a Luger.. held to the head of citizens of the state of Minniesodas..
They should pay the real taxpayers the bonus.. for not throttling any and all politicos who support this crap.
23 posted on
09/15/2015 9:03:36 AM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
To: Renkluaf
Just when you think you’ve heard it all from this administration.
25 posted on
09/15/2015 10:47:43 AM PDT by
bgill
( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Renkluaf
Won’t work. Muslims never stay bought. Why not sent them back to Fubarstan instead?
26 posted on
09/15/2015 1:17:22 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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