Well, we can always use our own terms for the new currency. For example: “How much is this?” “Two bitches and a grifter” (Two $20s featuring Margaret Sanger and a $5 featuring Al Sharpton)
Better still, they can print currency with the portraits of Al Sharpton, Michael Brown, and Trayvon Martin for exclusive black market use in the inner city. Think of it as a hard copy, hood version of bitcoin.