The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
You had me at “The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.”
For some reason, the men in my neighborhood like to make French coward jokes.
I’ll get back to you after dinner my husband’s reaction.