[Heart-Rest]

The next time he runs, Perry is planning on switching from his "Buddy Holly eyeglasses" to his "Roy Orbison eyeglasses", in order to try to do a much better job of courting and capturing the "intellectual voters" among the vast sea of "independent voters", as well as the "reasonable, compromising, aisle-crossing, cross-dressing democrats", and the "moderate republicans and socialists", who all vote in the republican open primaries here and there around the country.

Buddy Holly That'll Be The Day

Rick Perry Another One Bites the Dust

Roy Orbison Dream Baby

Perry embodies that old time "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again" spirit, as exemplified by this 92-year-old gentleman (see link below) who keeps trying, and trying, and trying, to drive his car in a "Piggly-Wiggly" parking lot without crashing.

92 Year Old Crashes Into 9 Parked Cars

[chris37]

LOL!

Looks like he was trying like heck to get out of there but couldn’t quite pull it off.

[RipSawyer]

I saw something amazingly similar to that incident in a hospital parking lot about thirty years ago. I saw the driver back out of a spot and back into a car and I stopped walking and watched him pull forward and hit another car, at which point I quickly got behind a double row of cars for protection. He went back and forth and hit at least two more before finally hanging the car up on an earthen berm so it would no longer move. I was amazed when a hospital security guard stepped out of the car, apparently he was sent to move someone else’s car for some reason. As he stepped out another uniformed guard was walking quickly toward him and he looked at the other guard and said, “That car don’t drive right.”