Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Steal from others to buy the man a fish every day and he will vote for you.
Bumper sticker!!!!
You can buy sushi, or anything pre-made if it’s cold, with food stamps in grocery stores. They helpfully place ‘EBT OK’ stickers on the product. Of course millennials aren’t going to pass up free sushi and lobster, even $100/mo worth.
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach him to fish, he steals your lures when you’re distracted.