Next we get 10 million dollars in TV adds to try & save this worthless legacy by the GOPe.
¡Yeb! Who?
Go home to mama Jebbie, you will never be president.
Who are these smart GOPe clowns that thought it would be a good idea to throw $100+ million behind him?
That kind of money could have gone to good use. There are a lot of poor needy people that could have benefited from that waste. It just show you that some people with a lot of money can be real dunces.
Bush’s bookish — sometimes awkward — demeanor is preventing him from connecting with wide swaths of the primary electorate.
A “joyful tortoise”?
We’ve already got one tortoise, that worthless piece of RINO-dung Mitch McConnell, doing the bidding of his massa, Filthy Harry Reid. We don’t need any more tortoises.
The only thing Jebuardo Boooooosh needs to do is to GTFO.
“Jeb Bush faces many challenges in his bid to become the Republican presidential nominee:”
BS, he’s a post turtle now and will be a post turtle
presidential candidate. He’s a liar and his tell is
when he turns his head slightly to the right while
he thinks he’s making a point. He doesn’t really
believe what he’s saying but after hours of practicing
in the bathroom mirror he thinks it’s a convincing
pose. He will be the nominee and if he wins he will
perpetuate the Obama legacy. Something Hillary probably wouldn’t do.
Hey Jeb.....you will never get my vote — I can’t stand your mother either.
[[Bush’s bookish — sometimes awkward — demeanor is preventing him from connecting with wide swaths of the primary electorate.]]
News to you CNN:
Dr. Carson is bookish and awkward, sometimes hesitant,
But its not a problem. The problem with Jeb is his positions on the issues. Also, he does not have Carson’s steel sharp intellect.
When Kerry was down and out he said “I guarantee you I’ll be the nominee.” When McCain was broke he said something along the same lines. Now I see Jeb calling himself a tortoise. That’s his way of saying “This is in the bag.”
The gopE will not allow Trump to be the nominee. They actually believe the Trump followers will go back to George Will’s party if Trump goes third party.
“Joyful turtles” usually end up run over on a road. Smart ones move fast and try to stay off of roads.
Jeb Bush, the unfunny “Yertle the Turtle” of yore.
OK, for the youngins, here’s a Yertle joke or two.
In Yertle’s bar, the bar itself is only 6 inches wide. BOO!
But it is 100 feet long. YAY!
Or, In Yertle’s bar, the barmaids wear skirts down to their ankles. BOO!
But they start at the knees! YAY!
Anyone else know more of these? Join in!
Note: This is not a weight issue.
Stop encouraging him, Columba. No wants him in the WH but you.
Jeb belongs in the cell next to Cankles!
” joyful tortoise” - what an inspirational handle! Almost as good as “leading from behind “.
I could only read about 5 paragraphs, when CNN is propping up Bush, what should a conservative think? Oh yea I’d vote for him over Hillary? Not gonna happen, I’ll write in Cruz or vote Trump as 3rd party.
