[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Ask them the date of the wedding. Then tell them that “Sorry! We’ll be on vacation then.”

[Rodamala]

Another popular idea is that you have a policy as a photographer, DJ, caterer, band, florist, balloon artist, clown, erotic dancer, or WHATEVER that you only provide services for weddings that you have been invited to and can attend.

When the RSVP comes, send it back with a checkmark indicating you will not be attending.

What? They are going to FORCE YOU to attend?

Right.

Good luck with that. Involuntary Servitude is bad enough...