1 posted on
08/13/2015 5:07:00 AM PDT by
SJackson
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2 posted on
08/13/2015 5:09:27 AM PDT by
SJackson
(C Matthews: should NY State recognize gay marriage? Sen Clinton: "No!" The crowd booed, 2002)
To: SJackson
Join ISIS and you can win this lovely dining room set!
And this brand new state of the art color tv!
3 posted on
08/13/2015 5:17:30 AM PDT by
lowbridge
To: SJackson
But wait, that’s not all! Act now and we’ll throw in a free heard of goats! Whether you’re just not in the mood or bleeding from your whatever, the goats will take care of all of your infidel’s needs!
4 posted on
08/13/2015 5:27:31 AM PDT by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: SJackson
I offered my wife many of the same inducements, /S.
To: SJackson
I’m holding out for furniture and a new
giant flat screen. Before I move into their
man cave I have to take care of my own.
6 posted on
08/13/2015 5:35:58 AM PDT by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf ;-))
To: SJackson
ISIS idea of a washing machine:
7 posted on
08/13/2015 5:48:03 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
To: SJackson
Detergent and fabric softener included in the deal?
To: SJackson
Smart guy. He’s seen reruns of The Newlywed Game and realized that married couples would gladly sell out their partner’s deepest, darkest secrets on national TV for a washing machine.
To: SJackson
10 posted on
08/13/2015 6:10:42 AM PDT by
skimbell
To: SJackson
I would be concerned they might put my gender in a blender.
11 posted on
08/13/2015 6:26:20 AM PDT by
The_Media_never_lie
( Megyn made the debate about her petty gripe. She failed miserably. She choked, choked like a dog!)
To: SJackson
Throw in a virgin and two goats and they got a deal!
12 posted on
08/13/2015 6:30:11 AM PDT by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: SJackson
I get a PlayStation 4, or NO DEAL!
13 posted on
08/13/2015 6:36:27 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: SJackson
My tent does not have electric outlets, so I could not use those appliances. I guess I will not join.
14 posted on
08/13/2015 7:48:43 AM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: SJackson
You mean Britain gets rid of radicals for the price of a dish washer. Where is isis go fund me account.
15 posted on
08/13/2015 10:52:04 AM PDT by
smaug6
(We can't afford to be innocent!! Stand up and face the enemy.)
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