Posted on 08/12/2015 5:11:14 AM PDT by ThomasMore
Yep, the backups will be found in Denver, but will be lost when the 'boat sinks' carrying them from Denver to DC.
Hehe. The Whitewater development is in the way to DC, right? Or maybe Ft. Marcy Park.....
The young Ivy league woman, former small town Young Republican, slowly removed her Barnum & Bailey-Ringling Brothers circus tent hippie pants and prepared to retire for the evening.
She knelt by her bed and chanted her usual prayer to Satan.
Climbing into bed, she found herself unable to sleep. Tossing and turning, she contemplated her options.
The Marines had turned her down, dashing her dreams of grinding a boot into the faces of countless young men.
The tall, perpetually horny hick from somewhere-down-south wanted into her clown pants in the worst way, but she had reconciled herself to the fact that she was no ‘lesbian until graduation’ (LUG).
She was a LUG for life.
The glum & grim conclusion she kept returning to was always: law school. Ughh!
She agonized into the small hours, until dawn’s rosy fingers crept through her wine-dark dorm room window.
Suddenly, BAM!
There’s the Prince of Darkness, the Lord of the Flies standing at the foot of her bed!
“I don’t have all day and we’re burning daylight,” said he. “I heard your prayer.”
“I’ll give you everything you want: fame, fortune, money. A beard. All that happy horse-stuff.
“I’ll even impregnate you so you don’t have to do the Horizontal Mambo with Gomer.”
“In exchange I’ll expect your eternal soul and I’ll roast it forever on a spit, and so forth and so on.”
“Do you understand?”
Hillary’s brow creased with deep thought. She sat up in bed.
She said, “I get everything you said. I get to dominate other people and hurt them, with the biting and gnashing of metal teeth, say—at least, well, into middle age. Maybe old age, right?”
“Yeah. That’s about right.” said Beelzebub.
“And I have to turn over my immortal soul to you in exchange, right?” she replied.
“Yeah. Quid pro quo. You’re lawyer material all right.”
“OK. OK ... “. She drummed her fingers on the bed.
“That can’t be all. What’s the catch?”
I hear they will let her use her “thumb drive” in prison...
Exactly right. Hillary was not a GS-9 civil servant working in an obscure office somewhere. She was the Secretary of State. In that position, she was dealing with friendly and unfriendly foreign governments on a daily basis. She was also corresponding with our embassies, the White House, Department of Defense, CIA, NSA and other high level offices and individuals. Consequently, a large percentage, if not the majority, of her correspondence would have been marked as "classified" or "Top Secret." She was the First Lady for 8 years. She served as a Senator. She was the Secretary of State. She's been around long enough to know the importance of properly handling sensitive information. The "I didn't know" excuse doesn't fly.
So, some time ago there was a theory that 0bummer wanted R’s to win so they’d have to deal with his chaos and mess for 4 yrs, then, folks would not blame him and they’d want D’s to be president again.
I agree.
1. Hitlery will be prosecuted only if it is 0bama’s wishes and if it fits with his plans.
2. 0bama will be shadow president inside 495 beltway to keep his plans moving ahead.
3. He could have flagged Hitlery’s emails and corruption sooner but waited until now so it would be hard for a Dem to gain traction.
4. There is a reason the D debates are so chaotic, there are really no other organized candidates (O’Mally and Bernie; that’s it)...look for 0bama behind the scenes to create more chaos for Dems.
I am impressed with outside the box and visionary thinking.
This theory makes sense to me.
Baraq's LSATs?
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