Posted on 08/11/2015 5:46:35 AM PDT by SJackson
ISIS continues efforts to improve its image.
Looking for the perfect summer vacation spot? You probably didn't have the world capital of decapitation in mind, but that is exactly what the Islamic State is offering.
The terrorist group that has set up a caliphate in large parts of Iraq and Syria has issued a travel brochure, touting the land under ISIS control as a vacation hot spot, according to the Daily Mail.
The ISIS tourism brochure features photographs of jihadis jumping off cliffs into crystal clear spring water and enjoying swims in Olympic size pools.
Fishing, beekeeping and quiet pastoral landscapes are also highlighted in the brochure.
Of course women are not allowed to take part in the swimming and men must wear proper attire or face the consequences.
The brochure was released after ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi reportedly ordered the group's communications offices to cut out the most graphic scenes from beheading propaganda videos in an effort to improve the Islamic State's image abroad.
Not to worry, not to worry, except for those pesky Hellfire missiles that come out of nowhere and send you packing to Paradise.
If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
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Does anyone know of any travel-clothing outfitter that sells titaniun-collared shirts? I’m looking forward to my tour of decapitations, homos thrown off buildings and random Christians being shot or burned to death.
now why do you think this article just screams parody?
An enterprising clothier under the Isis regime...
Shirts typically have four holes, lets make them with only three: two arms, and the torso. For the post-decapitant.
I heard they have cookies!
Christians...Leave the little cross around your neck at home.
That belly flop is gonna hurt but not nearly as much as the beheading on your final night.
“Of course women are not allowed to take part in the swimming and men must wear proper attire or face the consequences.”
No skinny dipping?
What a bunch of party poopers!
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