Meanwhile, in Congress:
(CRICKETS)
Where are the Republicans? Oh, right, out playing golf with Obama and offering “help” in return for campaign contributions. Soon we will be Greece.
Nothing to worry about. The GOP will sue! Oh, they'll sue, they'll sue, they'll sue. Sue, sue, sue, sue, sue...
Soon the USA will become a 3rd world country, no electricity, no water, no sewage, and no order. Just like Somalia. It seems to be the Democratic Model
Hello Republican controlled Congress! HELLO! Is anyone there? Who turned out the lights? Where is everybody?
We lose cheap energy, we lose our civilization. The stakes couldn’t be higher.
All who donate large sums of money to any party, all memembers of congress, and WH staff have to disclose any holdings in green companies that would benefit from this.
What he really means is war on the middle class lifestyle. We don’t really need AC especially in the deep South and Southwest in the summer. Turn those ceiling fans on and get out a bathing suit. In the winter put on some clothes for God’s sake. Or fire up the fireplace that’s what its for. :-)
Power Up Unicorn Rangers!!!!
Switch to that unicorn power
Unicorns on treadmills, that should do it. We would feed them corn, we won’t need it for ethanol anymore as all cars and trucks will be battery powered, and we can use the unicorn crap to fertilize the corn.
Gosh...you people are such boneheads...
Who needs coal or NG energy...all that solar power pumping out KW’s by the billions keeping us nice and toasty in the new mini ice age...
or...
Just turn on your windmill on top of your house when those polar wind storms pummel your home...
We have Got to STOP him!
Flashback to 2009:
Although Mr Obama is famous for his “cool” demeanour, the temperature of the White House has been raised since he arrived a result of the President’s Hawaii roots, which made him favour an office so warm, his adviser David Axelrod joked to the “New York Times”, that you could “grow orchids in there”.