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DNC Uses Pitifully Bad Poem in Fundraising Email
NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

Posted on 08/02/2015 9:57:10 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest

Shakespeare can sleep easy. His reputation as creator of some of the English language's greatest poems is in no danger of being overtaken. At least not by the likes of former Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak, whose "poem" the DNC chose to use in a fund-raising email today. Rybak's shtick is tweeting out his doggerel.

His poem, if such it can be called, can be read after the break. Rybak is a guy, by the way, who thinks Cheney-shoot-you-in-the-face cracks are cool.

View the pitiful poem here.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: dnc; rjrybak

1 posted on 08/02/2015 9:57:11 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: netmilsmom; Behind Liberal Lines; Miss Marple; an amused spectator; Diogenesis; MEG33; PGalt; ...

You’re a 10th-grade English teacher and a student submits this poem on an assignment. What grade do you give it?

Ping to Liberal Media Criticism list.


2 posted on 08/02/2015 9:58:29 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest (FReepmail or ping me to be put on my ping list for criticism of liberal media)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
View the pitiful poem here.

(Excerpt) Read more at....

No thanks.

3 posted on 08/02/2015 9:59:39 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Are you Mark Finkelstein?

It seems that your only mission is to pimp this particular site.


4 posted on 08/02/2015 10:01:27 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Larry, yes, I’m Mark. I began my blogging doing vanity posts at FR—mainly aimed at the Today show during the Couric/Gumbel era. When NewsBusters was created, they invited me to blog there, but staying true to my FR roots I cross-post my items here.


5 posted on 08/02/2015 10:13:15 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest (FReepmail or ping me to be put on my ping list for criticism of liberal media)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Well, I’ve seen far, far worse. :P


6 posted on 08/02/2015 10:23:40 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Democrat's Poem?

There once was a rep from Florida
every time her mouth opened she said horrida
Knew she did not
Differences Socalist and Democot
But the media said she was valedictoria
7 posted on 08/02/2015 10:54:22 AM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Democrat's Poem?

There once was a rep from Florida
every time her mouth opened she said horrida
Knew she did not
Differences Socialist and Democot
But the media said she was valedictoria
8 posted on 08/02/2015 10:55:28 AM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Can we assume Rybak’s favorite ‘poem’ in the real world is, ‘Roses are red, violets are blue...’


9 posted on 08/02/2015 12:09:12 PM PDT by GOPJ (It takes a village of aborted dead babies to buy a Lamborghini - freeperblackdog)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
We’re gonna spend it
And take it from you


10 posted on 08/02/2015 12:28:54 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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