Posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:51 PM PDT by dead
An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery.
Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg’s home.
Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house...
(Excerpt) Read more at connecticut.cbslocal.com ...
He should have heeded Je$$e..
Stayz outda Bushes!
Push, Push in the bush?............
Musique – In The Bush
Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush
I like to do the things you like to do too
I like to do it, do it
I want to do the things you want to do too
So baby, let’s get to it, do it
Sometimes no fun for peace of mind
Peace of mind
If you must do a peace, peace, peace of mind
Come on and do it, do it
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Push, push in the bush (Say are you ready too)
Push, push in the bush (You know I like to jump)
Push, push in the bush (How ‘bout if we could just)
Push, push in the bush (You know I want to get down)
Get down, get down, do it, do it
I like to do the things you like to do too
I like to do it, do it
I want to do the things you want to do too
So baby, let’s get to it, do it
Sometimes no fun a peace, peace, peace of mind
Peace of mind
If you must do a peace, peace, peace of mind
Come on and do it, do it
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this, oh
Push, push in the bush (Say are you ready too)
Push, push in the bush (You know I like to jump)
Push, push in the bush (You know I want to get down)
In the bush, in the bush (I like it)
In the bush, in the bush (Yeah, yeah, I like it, I like it)
In the bush, in the bush (I like it)
In the bush, in the bush [Get down, get down]
In the bush, in the bush [Oh... get down, get down]
In the bush, in the bush (I like it) [Yeah... hea...]
In the bush, in the bush (I said I like this, yeah)
In the bush, in the bush [Oh... ho... ho...]
In the bush, in the bush [I said I want it]
In the bush, in the bush
In the bush, in the bush (Are you ready for this) [You like it]
In the bush, in the bush (Ooh)
In the bush, in the bush (Are you ready for this)
In the bush, in the bush (Sock it to me, sock it to me)
Ow
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
We like it, we like it
Get down, get down, get down
Yeah
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I do
In the bush
Oh, baby
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Do you like it, do you like it like this, oh
Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush
Push, push in the bush (You know I want to get down)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
In the bush (In the bush)
In the bush (In the bush)
You know you like it (Oh, I like it)
You know you like it (Ooh, I like it)
I said we like it (Oh, we like it, yeah)
You know we like it (Yeah, we like it, we like it)
You know we like it (Ooh... hoo... hoo...)
We do it in the mornin’ (Any time you can have it)
Sometimes we need it (Every time that you need it)
In the bush (You can get it, yeah)
In the bush (Come on, come on tonight)
In the bush (Hey... hey... yeah... yeah...)
In the bush (In the bush, yeah)
In the bush
In the bush
In the bush
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
It’s time to get down
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
We like it, we like it
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Some of the time means part of the time
And part of the time means none at all
Songwriters: PATRICK ADAMS, S. COOPER
In The Bush lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
He really went out on a limb with that sex act.
I see your eye’s back in..........
Whoah, gonna leave a mark.
You owe me a new keyboard . . .
Topiary?
I hope he was botanically ignorant and molested the poison Ivy.
What’s the big deal? It’s just another in the universe of alternative lifestyles.
LMAO! You people are too much!
Knight: you must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
Arthur: oh, Knights of Ni, you are just and fair and we will return with a shrubbery!
Knight: one that looks nice...
Arthur: of course
Knight: and not too expensive
At 81 he probably knew he had to use it right away or lose it.
Mannequin (1987)
Hollywood Montrose: You know I would never interrupt you when you’re getting a piece of wood...
Was the bush trimmed?
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
Maybe he was just peeing on it.
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