The JV "effectively" declared war? How did they get in? Is it your fault that your borders aren't sealed properly? Are you sure it wasn't a gas leak? Are you sure you're dealing with this possible internal "workplace violence" and/or "isolated incident" effectively? Is Obambam trying to send some armaments? Is this international Fast and Furious with hidden agendas? Did you get U.N. approval? So many questions...
/sarc
Obama is the opposit of Westboro, different side of same coin. Cuz God hate f@gs vs. Obama hates Christians.