“When toilet paper is a luxury good you have achieved socialism.”
“When toilet paper is a luxury good you have achieved socialism.”
Who NEEDS toilet paper anyway, you elitist capitalist pig?
If it’s brown, don’t wipe it down...
-PJ
“When toilet paper is a luxury good you have achieved socialism.”
That is a powerful statement - I did not see it in the article, is that yours?
I would love to use it (and attribute it to the correct source, of course.)
““When toilet paper is a luxury good you have achieved socialism.””
Post of the day!
““When toilet paper is a luxury good you have achieved socialism.””
Post of the day!
“When toilet paper is a luxury good you have achieved socialism.”
Many years ago, I determined the best way to evaluate a country’s standard of living was to evaluate their toilet paper. I discovered this method after I made my first trip overseas. The toilet paper in that country was like bendable wood, extremely coarse. I kept some of that toilet paper.
After that first trip and keeping a piece of that first toilet paper, I started a toilet paper collection of every country where I traveled. I also carried American toilet paper with me after that first trip.
The results of the toilet paper test is this:
1. The more coarse the paper, the worse the country economy is.
2. Looking in their grocery store, the number of brands of toilet paper determines the economic wealth of the country. Don’t live in or invest in, countries with less than three types of toilet paper.
3. As of right now, American has the best economy, the highest standard of living, due to many types of toilet paper. No country has as many types as America.
4. If the types of toilet paper starts going down in America, you will know our economy is sinking, our standard of living is going down.
Good one Lurker
Since muzzies wipe with their left hands, do they need tp?