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The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist
YouTube ^ | 7/9/15 | Reason Magazine

Posted on 07/11/2015 10:52:24 PM PDT by Nachum

Traveling this summer? Avoid these officially terrorist-y behaviors—or you might get detained.

For a friendly guide to actual suspicious signs the TSA looks for, watch the video above.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; terrorist; tsasigns

1 posted on 07/11/2015 10:52:24 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Last night I got patted down when we went to Disney in Concert - and we had free press tickets and entered a separate side gate after they were so nice to us checking their ticket list.


2 posted on 07/11/2015 11:00:42 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Nachum

I last went through with both fingers in the air.....they just laughed......


3 posted on 07/11/2015 11:02:41 PM PDT by Therapsid
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To: Nachum
Ah, but now you will draw suspicion to yourself for looking too innocent.
4 posted on 07/11/2015 11:05:07 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: Nachum

Too accurate.

This guy’s taxes better be in order, and I’d put the dog in the pound for a few days and leave the trash cans empty.


5 posted on 07/11/2015 11:08:30 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Conservatism: Now home to liars too. And we'll support them. Yea... GOPe)
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To: Nachum

Seems to align with my experiences and my observation of others getting searched.


6 posted on 07/11/2015 11:14:09 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE Support FR - GO MONTHLY - Join CLUB 300 - God bless FR's Donors!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
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7 posted on 07/11/2015 11:17:17 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Nachum
“The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist"


8 posted on 07/11/2015 11:17:23 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Berlin_Freeper

In the first few seconds of the video you can see my daughter running to the stage in her Elsa wig and dress (blue).

She took off like a maniac when they announced the next song. She is a big Elsa Freak - Lol!


9 posted on 07/11/2015 11:48:17 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Nachum

12 signs...

1. You’re white
2. You’re old and white
3. You’re a 3 year old white girl
4. You’re in fatigues and white
5. You’re in dress blues and white
6. You’re carrying “The Red Badge of Courage”
7. You’re an American
8. You’re wearing a crucifix around your neck
9. You’re in a wheel chair and white
10. You’re republican
11. You’re wondering why 90% of all airport workers are Somali immigrants in Muslim garb.
12. You’re white


10 posted on 07/12/2015 12:28:50 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Organic Panic

Nice list, you nailed it.


11 posted on 07/12/2015 12:58:23 AM PDT by exnavy (Gun control is two hands, one shot, one kill.)
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To: Organic Panic

That about hits it.


12 posted on 07/12/2015 2:25:51 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Liberalism is the poison ivy that infests the garden of society.ct)
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To: Nachum

Unless you land Frisco no law there nor TSA.


13 posted on 07/12/2015 4:57:54 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacted the most.)
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To: DoughtyOne
and leave the trash cans empty.

or . . . salt them with "thrown away" crumpled up emails bragging that you have moles in their organization. Psy-Ops.

14 posted on 07/12/2015 7:42:28 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate. [URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/currencyjunkie/me)
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LOL


15 posted on 07/12/2015 9:34:13 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Conservatism: Now home to liars too. And we'll support them. Yea... GOPe)
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To: Organic Panic

Great list. But I notice that most folks they pat down are white. You should mention that somewhere in your list.

;-)


16 posted on 07/12/2015 10:33:31 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Ken H
Ah, but now you will draw suspicion to yourself for looking too innocent.

LOL

17 posted on 07/22/2015 11:14:22 AM PDT by GOPJ (They are not undocumented and they are not immigrants. They are illegal aliens. Lurkinnamloomin)
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