I wrote to Jeb and suggested that he legally change his last name to Washington - Jeb Washington! People would forget after awhile.
ROTFLOL.
Should be Jeb Illegal Love as his new legal name. Death to Americans - for the love.
“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
Jebediah Springfield
Jebediah parted ways with his friend Shelbyville, who wanted to found a town where people could marry their cousins.
Jeb married a Mexican lady midget wrestler named Columba.
He would sit her on his knee and she would throw her voice, making people think that he was the dummy.
They joined a struggling traveling circus. They could not fool the carnies with their ventriloquist act, so she wrestled successfully but Jeb was never able to satisfy his desire to be a Human Cannonball in that the circus was unable to use a man of his caliber due to their smallish cannon.