[concerned about politics]

Get out of the marriage business. Anyone who wants to marry in the eyes of the government can make out a federal form.

The Christians can still get united together in HOLY MATRIMONY in the churches.

Problem solved.

Can't blame the normal people for this. We didn't screw up marriage - the homosexuals did. Blame them.

[Coronal]

Give a generous helping of that blame to no-fault divorce.