Bingo! We have a winner!
A home away from home. BBQ and beer every Sat night.
Friendly, helpful prison guards ready to do your bidding.
Escape routes prominently displayed....you're out in a jiffy.
Dr Ruth on-hand for consultation---"how to get it on in the slammer."
Endorsed by Bill Clinton (for a Foundation donation):
"If I was being locked up, I'd choose Clinton Correctional."