[theBuckwheat]

Question: Sir, why do you have a pallet of 5.56 ammunition in your garage?

Answer: If Safeway puts yogurt on sale at a good price if you buy 5, do you buy only 3?

Question: But this is not yogurt.

Answer: Exactly. I can’t barter the yogurt that I don’t eat.

[Rodamala]

Question: Sir, why do you have a pallet of 5.56 ammunition in your garage?

Answer: Who the F*** are you and what the F*** are you doing in my garage?