Hey, what ever happened to that 3am phone call? Like maybe one of our embassies is under attack?
You mean you didn’t know.
When the 3AM phone call rang, Hitlery having drank a bottle and a half of PM drunkenly stumbled over a footstool and hurt her little brain.
It was pretty well smashed, so physicians scurried to install a brain of a female gorilla. Believe it or not she’s doing much better now, by Hitlery standards, and people have quite a bright outlook on her chances to hoodwink the honkeys.