I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preacher since they have no church. When I heard that Al Sharpton was the guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me. I don’t know why, but maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”
I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. “You will walk today.”
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
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That joke is way old..
ROFLMAO
If you’re a white person in a black neighborhood with no car, you ain’t walking. You running. < /joke >