They should simply print 100 billion £20 notes and mail a small bundle to each household in Britain. Then, when bread costs £30/loaf and beer is unobtainable, they can issue each Briton three credits for Econ 101
Bank of England notes are specifically not on the approved smokeless fuel list, so you can only burn them in an outdoor barbecues or garden bonfire to keep warm and not in an indoor fireplace or furnace if you live in a smoke control area.Smoke control areas: the rules
Many parts of the UK are smoke control areas where you cant emit smoke from a chimney unless youre burning an authorised fuel or using exempt appliances, eg burners or stoves
You can be fined up to £1,000 if you break the rules.
Find out if you live in a smoke control area
Contact your local council to see if you live in a smoke control area. The environmental services department will be able to help you.
Great post!