[dware]

I hereby announce that I identify as a Bald Eagle. As such, I must be protected and even paid so that I can spend my life outdoors, instead of being caged in a cubicle, pi$$ing away 9 hours a day being forced to work for a living. I will also be revered and given as much time fishing as possible. Social security can send the checks to me at...

[lormand]

Will you need your own special place to relieve yourself in public? BTW, I ID myself as a dog, and I need a special green area to relieve myself in public. So, every municipality will need to create about 4 unique bathroom areas now.

Don't be alarmed if I go about sniffing crotches, it is part of who I am, and which YOU MUST accept.

[TigersEye]

Watch out for those wind mills!