Declare a fatwah battle between ISIS and Hamas. Last jihadist standing gets all the virgins. Can Hezbollah play also?
Get the Azhar involved. It’d split the school.
Muslims are in far greater danger from other Muslims, than any other religious or ideological entity in the world.
They seem to have this fixation on the “purity” of their adherence to the One True Path, even though the flaws in the construction and application of that One True Path are obvious to almost everybody else in the world.
There may be One True Path. But these bearded men with the burning eyes have not yet found it. They have forever foundered in a fever swamp of their own making, and in their tormented way, everybody else is going to PAY and PAY and PAY.
Well, over in Saudi Arabia the “youngsters” are already hard at work killing themselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI_PlOjRKoE
Let’s just send them a lot more front wheel drive used cars because they make really good “drift cars,” not!
They already are (in Syria).