[Steely Tom]

I need a federal grant to do a study to find out if I’m straight. Couple mil should be enough.

[EEGator]

That’s a lot of hookers, blow, and Viagra.

[woofer]

I need a federal grant to do a study to find out if I’m straight. Couple mil should be enough.

Don't forget to throw in a couple of "CLIMATE CHANGE" and a smattering of "GLOBAL WARMING".

If they see that, they'll shovel so much money at you, you'll beg them to stop. Which they won't.