Posted on 05/28/2015 10:06:37 AM PDT by RightGeek
Meet Hanna. Hanna wasn't always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving.
"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country." - Sen. Bernie Sanders
Video at https://youtu.be/fspZiT8TdBE
(Excerpt) Read more at reason.com ...
Ol’ Bernie is a certainly a Marxist crackpot and a would-be tyrant. But, hopefully, he will provide some comic relief during the approaching primary mayhem.
Now that’s great! Shame on Old Spice!
That is hilarious! Thanks for posting it.
You can NOT use Karl Marx’s ideas to help the middle class.
You can’t do it.
Karl Marx HATED the middle class. He wanted them dead. He wanted their blood FLOWING in the streets.
And he hated Capitalism because Capitalism makes the middle class possible.
But you middle class Marxists keep voting for it.
If I was Sanders/Warren/Obama/Clinton - I’d be laughing and pissing on everyone too. :)
Start research into developing edible deodorant.
Look, it’s obvious that if we only had only one brand of deodorant to choose from, we could squeeze out the inefficiency caused by capitalist competition. The single manufacturer would not need R&D, consumer satisfaction surveys, expensive marketing and advertising campaigns, fancy graphics, branding and packaging. No redundant factories, workers, management, ad men, accountants, truckers, etc. Apply this concept to all sectors of the economy, and we could turn half the remaining workers into unemployed socialist welfare voters, leaving about 40 million workers to carry 280 million non-productive eaters. Why limit ourselves to mythical child hunger, when everyone can starve?
The imbeciles who elected this genius must be very proud.
You missed one thing. If there were only one deodorant to choose from, it wouldn’t actually have to work. If it only, sorta worked, you would still buy it, because you would have no other choice.
In Bernie Sanders' economy, people have far, far more important things to worry about than deoderant and how they smell.
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