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To: Sensei Ern

[ I think that is John Bonehead, one first being elected House leader.

Unable to stand on his own, and nearly drowning I his own tears. ]

It is almost like after John Boehner was elected they took him to somebroom closet inthe captial and have Valerie Jarrett eat a full sized live norwegian rat in front of him and then hold him to get in line or he is next....

Seriously has someone check the DC area for a building full of alien pods or something....

It is like there is an alien parasite that slowly infects all our lawmakers and it lives in the SWAMPS of DC.... Maybe this is why they banned DDT, maybe we should get our Flit guns and bug sprayers, fill them up with DDT and De-infest and De-bug Washington DC....


15 posted on 05/18/2015 3:52:38 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: GraceG

If you stayyin that area too long, you forget that the rest of the country is radically different

1. You forget people are friendly: people in DC only talk to you because theywant ssomething
2. You forget the earning level of the average man: The DC area has the highest per capita count of millionaires
3. You forget you can breath a full lung’s capacity of air:in DC, the air is full of smog
4. You forget truth is still a valuable means of communication: in DC, the smog is only rivaled by the strench of the bull crap everyone is shoveling.


17 posted on 05/18/2015 4:01:51 PM PDT by Sensei Ern (FUBO! and John Bonehead and Mitch McConman, too!)
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